Behka

Meet Behka!

Behka was born in Sedalia, Missouri in the 70’s. Then she grew up there. Shockingly, she stopped growing before she hit 160 cm, and has been living with that injustice ever since. She managed to escape her teenage years with minimal permanent damage and went on to graduate with an actual, real-life degree from the University of Central Missouri (spelling errors in her diploma remain unconfirmed).

She currently lives with her fiancé, two cats who think they’re the landlords, a small jungle of plants, and a K-Pop obsession that may or may not require professional intervention. Behka has been on Sedalia radio stations for… well, “a minute” in Midwestern time, which could mean anywhere between 2 years and 2 decades. Now, she’s finally ready to step into something new, armed with wit, curiosity, and enough random trivia to win at least three bar quizzes—if the categories are “Andy Griffith Show Plot Lines” “Interesting Ways to Re-use Cat Hair,” or “Useless but Non Creepy Facts about Kim Seokjin."